I want an Audible Student Discount
I love audiobooks. Unfortunately, Audible is $15 a month which is far too expensive for a college student like me. I’m proposing to Amazon that they give a student discount. I’m sending them an email with this idea, as follows:
“As both a college student and a lover of story I read a lot. Scratch that, I try to read a lot. I have a minor case of dyslexia so books can take a long time to work through. If I’m reading a book unassisted I can usually get through 15-20 pages before my brain starts aching and I fall asleep atop my book. As a college student I am required to read a heavy load of very dense material which can be very hard on me. It also makes it near impossible for me to enjoy any books aside from what I have assigned. With audiobooks it’s a breeze; I read along with them and my brain is positively peppy. My next book that I plan on reading is Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell. Unfortunately I was assigned over 50 pages of reading yesterday. Making it impossible to attempt both.
still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms
and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it