when I was little the photographer at the airport for passport pictures was trying to make me look at the camera and pay attention so she said “smile like you just got a big hug from barney the purple dinosaur”
I really didn’t like barney the purple dinosaur..
My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL DOBBY? WHY DOBBY. THIS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.”
little blonde lesbian from the snake house