blue-universes:

this show is a gift from the gods

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downdowntherabbbithole:

sillysammy2297:

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

aarontveikmehome:

just saw a little girl at the beach about seven or eight years old and her name was cosette

the les mis fandom is reproducing

I would die if her future boyfriend is named Marius

So would all of his friends

How dare you

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HAVING SEX

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST FEW MONTHS OF A RELATIONSHIP, IT’S LIKE:

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AFTER A YEAR:

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apatheticghost:

"how much do you love me?"

*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*

"hella"

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the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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thenate-harold:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

FCUK

thenate-harold:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

FCUK

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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

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I want an Audible Student Discount

I love audiobooks. Unfortunately, Audible is $15 a month which is far too expensive for a college student like me. I’m proposing to Amazon that they give a student discount. I’m sending them an email with this idea, as follows:

As both a college student and a lover of story I read a lot. Scratch that, I try to read a lot. I have a minor case of dyslexia so books can take a long time to work through. If I’m reading a book unassisted I can usually get through 15-20 pages before my brain starts aching and I fall asleep atop my book.  As a college student I am required to read a heavy load of very dense material which can be very hard on me. It also makes it near impossible for me to enjoy any books aside from what I have assigned. With audiobooks it’s a breeze; I read along with them and my brain is positively peppy. My next book that I plan on reading is Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell. Unfortunately I was assigned over 50 pages of reading yesterday. Making it impossible to attempt both.

Let me make this clear, I cannot afford $15 a month. I’m working very hard to pay for my own education and to complete that education. That being said, I crave reading. I miss exploring uncharted waters with pirates and flying above Elizabethan London with Peter Pan. I miss the feeling of anticipation when you don’t know what’s going to happen next. I miss stories. I miss books. I have not read a book during school time in 3 years. It would make me unfathomably happy to reread The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman (He narrated it too!) or A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket (Read by the incomparable Tim Curry).
I propose a student discount, maybe down to $7 or $8 a month. I also like the idea of giving students a couple extra redemption points around the start of the semester for their school books. My roommate is having to simultaneously get through Beowulf and A Passage To India, both incredibly dense. She plans to grow up and write, and she doesn’t have time to read. 
I love that amazon gives student discounts. It’s one of the many things that makes going to college just a little bit more bearable. I emplore you to consider my request.
Sincerely,
Jack Paterson
Reader”
If you guys agree with me on this, please send them an email at greatideas@audible.com

ereboreanbadger:

Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.

Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.

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nomorethumbs:

Peggy Oki, Queen of the Z-Boys.
The only female to grace the Zephyr skate team.

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acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

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